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Manage the pit in this wickedly funny incremental game. Upgrade your facilities, collect resources, and corral your visitors into your literal tourist trap. If you gaze into the abyss, it may just give you a promotion!
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Company: Zeno's Ventures LLC
Location: Dusthaven Crest
Employment Type: Full-Time
Job Description
Zeno's Ventures LLC is seeking a highly motivated and detail-oriented individual (that's you!) to oversee the operations of our one-of-a-kind bottomless pit. This is a unique opportunity to take charge of an infinite void that defies logic, physics, and common sense. The successful candidate will ensure the pit remains bottomless, uphold safety standards, and serve as the public face of the abyss.
Responsibilities
Pit Inspections: Conduct daily checks to verify the pit’s bottomless status, using methods such as: shouting into the void and listening for an echo that never comes, kicking rocks, and gazing (safely!) into the abyss.
Visitor Management: Guide curious tourists through our unique experience while maintaining appropriate safety protocols and collecting admission fees.
Facility Operations: Oversee daily revenue collection, upgrade our facilities, and ensure all amenities meet our visitor's expectations.
Qualifications
Education: Degree in Theoretical Physics, Void Management, or a related field not required.
Experience: None required!
Skills: Modest communication skills to encourage lazy visitors or negotiate with cryptic pit entities. Ability to peer into the abyss without blinking, weeping, or asking too many questions.
Physical Requirements: Must be able to stand for long periods while resisting the urge to jump in "just to see what happens." The pit is not ADA-compliant.
Benefits
Compensation: Competitive salary with opportunities for advancement!
Health Coverage: Comprehensive insurance, including treatment for abyss-induced vertigo, nihilism, and rope-burns.
Perks: On-site housing with a stocked fridge and amenities. Local wildlife offers gazing opportunities beyond the navel. Wearable merchandise may be delivered upon meeting your quarterly objectives.
About Us
Zeno's Ventures LLC is an equal opportunity employer dedicated to pushing the boundaries of reality. We welcome applicants of all backgrounds, whether you actually read the job posting, or if you believe infinity is just, like, "a concept, man", or even if you just got lost and wandered in.
Apply Today!
Applicants who include a photo of themselves staring meaningfully into a hole will receive priority consideration.
Disclaimer: Zeno's Ventures LLC is not liable for employees who stumble while attempting to measure the pit’s depth.
