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The Gény are cute, but no matter how BG they are, they'll need a well-placed kick! Because yes, you have to eliminate them... while doing your job! Do your activities and boost your productivity and your number of clicks for the week, slacker.
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Click and Slash is a desktop clicker: handle your daily tasks while staying productive. You’ll be able to track your clicks per day, week, and month, plus a percentage that evaluates your productivity accordingly. Perfect for forcing yourself to work! But don’t forget to upgrade your damage to make the cutest (and hottest) monsters in your region tremble.
You can also slack off watching your favorite movies—ones you’ve hunted down with your VPN! Because you can deal damage without clicking, all while watching your life flash before your eyes. Fill your encyclopedia with adorable, absurd monsters you’ve mercilessly tormented. You’re such a great person…
So, you know what to do?
--- Gameplay ---
Click and Slash is designed to fit into your everyday life, on your PC Master Race! No need to buy overpriced RAM to play: even the tiniest setup will do! In this game, you’ll face cute monsters who ask for only one thing: violence! Your goal will be to hit them to collect cash.
Click: Everything is recorded: your number of clicks is counted, whether it’s for the day, the month, or even the year!
You’ll be able to admire a huge number, probably bigger than the one in your bank account.
Auto: Feeling lazy? What if you left your PC running while making your electricity bill cry? You’ll be able to get automatic damage that will do the work for you.
Income: Increase your gold without having to hire an accountant or a manager to boost your profits. You just have to press a button, and the gold will roll in even faster than before.
Prestige: You’ll be able to start all over again and become even stronger without even going to the gym!
Info and Productivity: Everything is in the details. Very few desktop games allow you to have as much information as we do! Take notes, competition. You’ll know your number of clicks in all their glory, and don’t worry: here, no chest will make you lose your number of clicks!
You’ll have a weekly, monthly, and yearly report of your number of clicks or the number of monsters massacred... with love. And of course, a productivity percentage will evaluate whether today you were less of a noob than yesterday! But for the lazy people who own it, you’ll also know your inactivity time.
Equipment: Like a true knight worthy of the greatest RPGs, equip yourself with armor that will give you style and muscle. Each armor piece has random stats, with several levels of rarity.
Shop: Don’t have enough room for more armor? A feng shui bag to increase your storage will do the trick. Buy armor, molecules, or damage boosts.
Genome / Particle: Ready to go back to science class? You’ll be able to automate your game so it works for you, along with plenty of other systems.
Encyclopedia: Do you enjoy savoring the name of the monster you defeated? Or the number of victims you demolished? You’ll also be able to learn the monster’s details and its story, however far-fetched it may be.
Options: So yes, like in every game, you have options... interesting, isn’t it? You’ll be able to put on a little background music, listen to the monster’s sound when you hit it, and even... when you kill it!
Cowork: Do you like having an interface close to you? Create your to-do list, where you’ll set all your goals or list the gifts you didn’t get for Christmas... sad life. You’ll also have a notepad and a document where you can write your new bestselling novel!
Quests: To make sure you work, we’ve prepared plenty of quests for you!
Conclusion: Do you like idle games? Me neither. But Click and Slash might make you change your mind, promise not guaranteed. In Click and Slash, you’ll discover a whole bunch of cute monsters who will accompany you everywhere in your daily tasks.
And above all… live your life. Or what’s left of it. Because in the end, this game is made to boost your morale…
PS: If you find the meaning of life, actually, I’m interested.
PPS: If you find a Golden Pineapple, be careful, you’re in the wrong game...
PPPS: If you have a mobile trash can to repair, I have a friend with big glasses who’ll fix it. Otherwise, there’s a cute little redhead in front of my neighborhood, you can’t miss him. Look at the marks on that window over there!
