Coffee Crisis
Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space.
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Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
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About Coffee Crisis
Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!
The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!
With over 50 different screen effects, power-ups, and enemy tweaks Coffee Crisis is never the same game twice. Take the action to Twitch and allow your audience to choose your fate, or play solo and leave it up to chance.
- Tear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action!
- Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play!
- Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
- Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack!
- Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer!
- Rock out with retro metal influencers!
- Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
- Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!
So grab a hot mug and save the world!
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Coffee Crisis price history
Lowest tracked price: PLN 7.75 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: PLN 7.78 across 3 stores.
Coffee Crisis player count & reviews
66% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.
Coffee Crisis — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Coffee Crisis at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Coffee Crisis is PLN 7.78 at Gamivo. KingsPrice compares 3 offers from 3 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Coffee Crisis has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Coffee Crisis is PLN 7.75 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Coffee Crisis?
Coffee Crisis peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 15, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a Coffee Crisis Steam key from a keyshop?
Keyshops are marketplaces that resell game keys, usually below official store prices. The keyshops listed on KingsPrice deliver genuine Steam keys, but buyer protection differs from official stores — check the shop's rating and refund policy before buying. You can hide keyshop offers at any time with the keyshops toggle. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
How can I get Coffee Crisis at a discount?
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 32bit
- Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
- Storage: 700 MB available space
Recommended
- OS *: Windows 7 32bit
- Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
- Storage: 700 MB available space
