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Ruling a country is easy; surviving is the hard part. Use your stamp to balance the state's four main powers, manage bizarre crises, and avoid assassinations. Every death is a new beginning. Upgrade your skills, sit back at the desk, and try not to get hit by a rock. Permission to panic: Granted.
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"Congratulations, Mr. President. Welcome to your office."
In this dark, comedic roguelite strategy game, you take your seat as the president of a dystopian regime. Your only weapon is your stamp. Each day your desk piles high with absurd, dangerous documents full of moral dilemmas, and the call is yours to make. But remember: in bureaucracy, every choice has a price.
Keep the Balance: The People, the Economy, the Media, the Army... you have to hold these four powers on a delicate scale. Let any one of them spike too high or hit rock bottom, and your regime (and probably your head) gets crushed.
Death Is Just the Beginning: An unexpected assassination, or a rock to the skull, can end your rule at any moment. When you die, everything resets; but you'll permanently beef up your president through the skill tree and start each new term far tougher than the last.
Every Term, a New Crisis: Thanks to a deep event pool, every presidency throws new documents, fresh crises, and unpredictable outcomes your way. No two runs are ever alike.
Bureaucratic Dark Comedy: Experience the cold, official face of government offices, wrapped in that absurd, deadpan "stay calm" humor that never cracks even as everything spirals out of control. When it all goes up in flames, don't forget to stamp the paperwork!
