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The whole point of having a pair of hands is to PUNCH DEMON IN THE FACE
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You play as Lupus, an unemployed man who became wealthy after investing in cryptocurrency back in 2011. Spending the rest of his life immersed in games and pornography, he is suddenly summoned by an otherworldly entity from another dimension with a mission. However, Lupus is not immediately granted permission to carry out this sacred task.
To prove himself worthy, Lupus must defeat all the demons threatening to destroy the sacred temples scattered across various limbo realms between dimensions. Though tasked as a temple guardian, in every run Lupus often takes on the role of an executioner.
He has no choice, sooner or later, he will be sent to the limbo realms, and if he refuses to fight the demons inhabiting these places, he will be killed by demons on the spot.
What exactly is the entity’s motive? Why choose Lupus, someone so clearly unfit for any kind of responsibility?
No traditional XP. No inventory management.
Lupus grows stronger through a unique risk-reward system where his damage output scales inversely with his remaining health — the lower his HP, the deadlier his attacks become. In addition, mastering precise timing by successfully parrying enemy attacks multiple times further boosts his combat effectiveness, rewarding skilled and daring players who can dance on the edge of death.
Key progression mechanics:
Damage increases as Lupus' HP decreases, the lower the health, the higher the damage output.
Successful parries against enemy attacks boost Lupus' damage further.
Encourages high-risk, high-reward gameplay focused on skillful timing and survival.
Progression rewards players who can master parrying and manage low health strategically.
Defeat escalating waves of enemies in progressively tougher arenas.
Uncover the hidden story behind "Cake" and the entity controlling the world.
Unlock all endings: multiple narrative outcomes based on your Rank result.
Survive long enough to tell the story.
Relentless enemies.
No safe healing: healing is easy, but don’t be too naive.
Death isn’t the only progress resetter: Heal too much and you’ll lose your buffs.
Mocking Bird: You won’t get roasted when you die, but when your rank result isn’t an ‘S’.
🕹️ Game Mechanics
Desperation Power Scaling: More damage as your HP drops.
High-Risk Healing: Healing resets your buffs if over 30%.
Death-Based Upgrades: Incremental power-ups unlocked via death milestones.
Arena Combat: Wide, the room is big but the tension is Tight, fast-paced with enemy spread around the corner
Linier Structure: Enemy spawns on same specific location
⏱️ Playtime
1–30 minutes per run
Approx. 4–6 hours to unlock most content, with extra hidden secrets and alternate endings extending playtime to 10+ hours.
🎮 Genre
Roguelike Action | Surreal Comedy Horror | Desperation-Progression Arena Brawler
🧪 Additional Game Modes
Endless Mode: No narrative, pure survival against increasingly impossible odds.
Permadeath Hardcore Mode: One life. One shot. Good luck.
Boss Rush: Fight all unlocked bosses consecutively for leaderboard glory.
🎂 What Makes It Unique
No XP, no loot, no farming — only dying fuels your progress.
Risky healing and desperation scaling creates intense decision-making under pressure.
Dark humor narrative that roasts gaming clichés, roguelike tropes, and pop culture.
Desperation upgrades that carry across runs without traditional leveling.
