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A dark comedy card roguelite set inside Blood & Spades, an underground club where sarcastic skeletons, dangerous card games, and terrible decisions somehow became a community. Build absurd combos, survive toxic rules, and try not to disappoint the audience of the dead.
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An underground club where dangerous card games, questionable contracts, and terrible life choices are considered perfectly normal entertainment.
Final Deal is a dark comedy card roguelite where every run throws you deeper into a world of sarcastic skeletons, toxic house rules, cursed relics, and increasingly bad decisions. Build absurd synergies, break the game in creative ways, and survive opponents who seem personally invested in making your day worse.
The cards want you dead.
The skeletons want a good show.
Somehow, both sides are winning.
Card-based roguelite gameplay with unique combat mechanics
Collect relics, scars, table omens, jokers, and dangerous upgrades
Face eccentric undead club regulars, each with their own twisted rules
Build powerful combinations that turn pain into profit and mistakes into strategy
Hundreds of sarcastic comments, reactions, and darkly funny interactions
Fast runs, high replayability, and endless opportunities for questionable decisions
Blood & Spades is more than a card club.
It's a support group for bad ideas.
