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You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
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Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.
What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.
In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.
The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.
The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.
Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing
Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore
Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises
Consumables that grant temporary powers
A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience
Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones
Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions
Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.
Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.
