
Hip to be Squared
Released Q4 2026by BetaFail StudiosNo user reviews(Steam reviews)
Hip to be Squared is a fast paced, bullet hell dungeon crawler where you create insane builds to clear an ever changing dungeon filled with abstract enemies. All enemies in Hip to be Squared attack in sync with the music. The only path to success is to choose your upgrades wisely.
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About Hip to be Squared
Vast Array of Weapons / Relics / Artifacts
Features Included
30+ Unique Weapons
40+ Unique Relics
20+ Unique Run-Defining Artifacts
Multitude of unique bosses and regions.
High-Quality fast-paced music
Game details
Game details
Released
Q4 2026
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Age ratings
IGRS 18DEJUS 6STEAM_GERMANY 6
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When does Hip to be Squared release?
Steam lists the Hip to be Squared release date as Q4 2026.
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System requirements
Minimum
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel I5
- Additional Notes: Requires Webview & WebGL support. Mostly CPU bound game. Will run great if a good CPU is present, regardless of GPU
Recommended
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: Iten I7












