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Jeans on Toast is a text-based, choose your own adventure game summoned forth from the darkest depths of one girl's unhinged imagination.
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Jeans on Toast, an unhinged choose your own adventure game in the style of classic 80s text-based games where you become inflicted with a terrible curse. A curse that turns every beans on toast you make into a much less edible Jeans on Toast! Forge your own path through a strange and dangerous world to learn the secrets of the Jean Curse and to find the cure you're so desperately wanting for... if there even is a cure...
Features:
Three main areas, each with dozens of utterly ludicrous scenarios. You'll never know what's coming next!
Several unique endings.
A true ending should you find all of the aforementioned endings.
A cast of wacky characters, including but not limited to: A talking corgi who is wise beyond their years, a mysterious dwarven miner and a mushroom that steals your socks.
Death waiting around every corner.
A Tradeshop where you can buy items and get verbally abused.
A full soundtrack of Jean Type Beats, all made by one person with questionable priorities.
The most simplistic pixel art you could possibly put into a game.
A battle system... maybe...
Cats.
