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The mall denied your refund. Now you’re gonna make them pay. With slaps, shoves, and sheer entitlement. This is the physics-driven rage simulator where you get to do way more than speak to a manager. Retail hell just got a new overlord: You.
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Admit it. Being a Karen seems like a f*cking blast.
KAREN is the chaotic, third-person, laugh riot where you start actual riots. The world is your oyster. You hate oysters. You hate everything. And, in this game, you finally get your revenge. On everyone. Especially middle management.
Armed with the shrillest of voices, years of Zumba training, and a hairdo as deadly as it is dated, you'll make anyone in your deranged path wish they shopped online.
We’re taking back Karen. Karen’s no longer a put down. Karen’s now a rallying cry.
Return a clearly destroyed item. Skip the line. Get someone fired. Complete your daily To-Do list of terrible tasks across six escalating days at The Shoppes at Serenity Ridge.
Each day ends with a boss fight against mall management. Defeat the craft store owner. Outwit the young electronics manager. Battle mall security on a Segway. Face off against Florida Man (don't ask). Then take on the Tri-State Regional Manager himself.
The mall learns. Adapts. Fights back. You get worse.
This isn’t a stealth game. This is a set sh*t off game.
Every object in the mall is yours to break, spill, short-circuit, or ignite. Push a kiosk into a display... glass shatters, mannequins fly, security freaks, tasers misfire, the fountain explodes. Chain reactions. And national chain disasters.
Your job is simple: be the worst person on Earth. The mall does the rest.
Signature Abilities:
Mega Yelp: A concussive shout that blasts enemies and pisses pants
Coupon Cyclone: A spinning storm of expired savings and papercuts
Belly Flop: A punishing, high-impact assault on adversaries and human decency
Power-Ups:
Golden Megaphone: increases the blast radius of complaints, whines, and gripes
Hydration Hammer: increases strength with the power of overpriced pumpkin-spice
Scented Candle Grenades: explosives that brutalize bodies and odor receptors - lavender AND lilac?!
Plus: slaps, kicks, cartwheels, cart rams, and lots of psychological warfare.
KAREN is a sandbox of cultural absurdity. It's slapstick, systemic, and just self-aware enough to know what it's doing. Did we say sandbox? We meant litterbox. It’s chock full of good sh*t.
Cause a scene.
Demand satisfaction.
Become inevitable.
Customer service just met its final boss.
Rated E for Entitled
