Metal as Phuk
Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
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About Metal as Phuk
ABOUT THIS GAME:
Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?
This game features:
- Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
- Awesome Boss Battles!
- Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
- Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
- Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
- 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...) - Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
- "Herbs"... !
... And a Phuk-Ton More!
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Metal as Phuk price history
Lowest tracked price: PLN 4.59 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: PLN 22.99.
Metal as Phuk player count & reviews
95% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.
Metal as Phuk — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Metal as Phuk at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Metal as Phuk is PLN 22.99 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
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How many people play Metal as Phuk?
Metal as Phuk peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 25, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
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- OS *: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
- Storage: 575 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
