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You're forty, living with your mom, and your life is one big meme. Time to change that! See if you can get your act together and become independent in this absurd mash-up of a simulator and an RPG.
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
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How it worksTracked since Jul 7, 2026.
Steam Train Fest starts Jul 20, 2026
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Lowest tracked price: £4.68 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: £4.68.
61% positive reviews all-time · 3 peak players in the last 30 days.
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Forty years old, no savings, no plan, and a mom who waits for rent every single week. Welcome to Mervin’s world – the adulthood simulator where every task spirals out of control faster than you can blink.
Your goal is simple. Earn enough money to finally move out of your mom’s house. How you do it? That’s up to you…
Try your luck at the casino, go all in on crypto, or befriend some shady characters! Just remember—you can lose everything just as fast, and when that happens…
Honest work? A nightmare. But sometimes it’s the only option. Mow lawns, scrub toilets, or work at the garbage sorting facility—earn slowly, but honestly!
Short on cash for rent? Pick up a side gig dancing at a strip club. Completely broke? Challenge your mom to a fistfight!
Life isn’t just about work. Hit the gym, paint some pictures, or befriend a goldfish so you don’t lose your mind.
In this world, nothing is normal. Dialogues drip with dark humor, characters balance on the edge of absurdity, and at every step you’ll be asking yourself: “WTF?!”
A wild storyline packed with absurd choices and unpredictable consequences
A unique mix of 2D and 3D tasks, a fully interactive room, and Mervin’s command center – his Doors XD computer
Dozens of absurd mini-games inspired by Mervin’s most ridiculous jobs and side hustles
Managing Mervin’s needs such as sleep, hunger, and bladder (beware, he can be moody!)
Room customization and a progression system shaping your chaotic lifestyle
Black humor dialogues and a cast of bizarre, over-the-top characters
Everyday activities to (barely) keep Mervin sane: gym, painting, weird hobbies, and much more
A crazy blend of simulation, comedy, and the painful struggle of adult life
