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Greetings New_Employee. Your task in the Company: serve the Client. Follow the instructions, build productive relationships with your colleagues, carry out the desires of the Client, and who knows, the title of Employee of the Week, or even of the Month, might be within your reach.
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Greetings New_Employee.
Welcome to the Company, today is the first day of the rest of your career.
Your task will consist in correctly understanding and executing increasingly complex instructions as they pile up. If you apply yourself, your performance will be noticed and who knows, you might end up reaching the legendary SSS rank... In order to avoid disturbing topics, we would rather not mention what will happen if you disappoint the Company’s expectations.
You will have to demonstrate the full extent of your wits, know-how and unconditional dedication to achieve objectives as varied as they are stimulating:
Choosing a strategic route to reach your position
Waiting for the Client in a context of static fulfillment
Selecting and delivering crucial items
All in a constantly renewed cycle of gratification and satisfaction, sanctioned by an evaluation and score system that will unfailingly push you to give your very best. Can you even dream of a better position?
And no matter what happens, do not forget: no pacing when the Client is here. (*)
(*) Unless the item to deliver requires you to follow a mobile path, refer to rule 10 in the Manual for further information.
And even if your intense work shifts are the primary aspect of your existence, the Company has a lot more to offer: you will meet within it a community of workers who are as friendly as they are motivated, that we like to think of as a big family. Your breaks will be great opportunities to explore our huge premises and build productive relationships with your amazing colleagues!
Meeting our nice mascot
Profiting from the wise advice of our Employee of the Decade
Taking part in fierce jokari contests with the Zanies
Sharing the best tricks to optimize your score
Wandering around the corridors to unravel the mysteries of the Company
That are only a few examples among the many exciting activities that await you. (**)
(**) You will be held as the only responsible if your performance suffers from these distractions; neglect your work at your own risk. 
No Pacing when the Client is Here is a company simulator which alternates between work shifts consisting of serving a succession of clients and the exploration of the Company. It takes place in a hostile and dreamlike universe which will give you the occasion to meet extravagant characters, explore premises with impossible architecture and discover with empathy and humor how one can be alienated by their workplace, in a narrative rich experience.
The Company welcomes you with open arms. Which kind of recruit will you be?
