
Nowhere Patrol
Nowhere Patrol is a boss rush game with bullet hell and platforming elements. Inspired by classic action arcade games with it's steep difficulty curve and non-stop action.
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In this story you follow the members of Nowhere Patrol as they exterminate monsters in a castle. The monsters were awakened by something strange, and that something isn't too friendly.
Neither are the creatures in your way.
Features
- 10+ Boss battles
- Unlockable content
- A selection of different ranged attacks
- Extra battles for skilled players
- Ranks and Leaderboards
Game details
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Nowhere Patrol price history
Lowest tracked price: CA$2.59 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: CA$6.49.
Nowhere Patrol player count & reviews
97% positive reviews all-time · 2 peak players in the last 30 days.
Nowhere Patrol — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Nowhere Patrol at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Nowhere Patrol is CA$6.49 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Nowhere Patrol has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Nowhere Patrol is CA$2.59 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Nowhere Patrol?
Nowhere Patrol peaked at 2 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 22, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
How can I get Nowhere Patrol at a discount?
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System requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 256 MB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.1
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: Any
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system












