
Use your voice to command your pirate crew before enemy ships sink you!
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
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Tracked since Jul 7, 2026.
Steam Train Fest starts Jul 20, 2026
What are you looking at, Chief?
Orders, Captain! is a voice-controlled game about yelling at six barely competent crew members while enemy ships close in from every side. As the captain of a tiny cannon ship, your only hope is your microphone: call your crew by name, bark orders to load and fire the cannons, and try to keep your nerves as the sea turns into chaos.
DISCLAIMER: the game MAY feature some "tomfoolery"...

Call your crew members by their names, they are at your service at all times. After all, you are the captain...

Once you’ve called their names, your crew members wait for your next words. Want to make Bob walk the plank and jump to his death with the kraken? or have Smithy punch Joe in the face?, the choice is yours, Captain.

Command your crew carefully to blast incoming ships before they tear your hull apart. Miss your shots or panic at the wrong time, and you’ll be the one sinking.
the game features a singleplayer PVE mode where you try to survive as much as you can and a multiplayer PVP up to 4 player free-for-all battle royale where each player has its own ship and crew to command.
there will be online matchmaking so you can join random lobbies or you can also create private matches and invite your friends, remember: a good captain sinks with his ship!
also there's rum and dynamite and dry biscuits
IMPORTANT: "allow apps to access your microphone" must be turned on in your computer settings for the game to be able to detect your voice, go to settings -> privacy -> microphone and make sure its turned on
Right now the cheapest offer for Orders, Captain! is CA$1.29 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Orders, Captain! is CA$0.64 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
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