Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
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Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
Multipacks (5)
DLCs (2)
About Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show price history
Lowest tracked price: $5.12 (Jul 24, 2026) · current best: $5.12 across 4 stores.
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show player count & reviews
95% positive reviews all-time · 5 peak players in the last 30 days.
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Priest Simulator: Vampire Show at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is $5.12 at Eneba. KingsPrice compares 4 offers from 4 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Priest Simulator: Vampire Show has ever been?
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How many people play Priest Simulator: Vampire Show?
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show peaked at 5 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 11, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
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System requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
- Processor: Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
