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A satirical love-letter to classic 16-bit adventure games, about a chosen hero who never wanted to be chosen.
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It matters not that a terrifying evil has descended on this world. It matters not that entire towns are being wiped out on a daily basis. It matters not that they're asking for you to save them.
Because your washing machine is busted, and you really need to get home and do some laundry.
Questing is equal parts love letter and satire, influenced by classic 16-bit action-adventure games, such as A Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger, and Secret of Mana.
Take on monsters in a unique Pong-meets-Bullet-Hell battle system:
Explore a world of odd characters, dangerous perils, and intriguing secrets on your journey:
Solve terribly tricky puzzles along the way:
And definitely don’t try to help people or save the world.
After all, you're no hero.
