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Prepare to enter the supermarket! Supermarket Times is a surreal comedy point-and-click shopping simulator. Complete legendary supermarket tasks: buy alcohol for the teenagers, stamp on the rat, and hit a seagull with a rock. Chat to the local hoi polloi, and buy the products of your wildest dreams!
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
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How it worksTracked since Jul 7, 2026.
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Official stores with direct support.
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support.
Supermarket Times offers the player the chance to take on the exciting role of a normal person going shopping.
Key Features
Shopping
Browse a selection of surreal and thrilling products, including the renowned CLOUD ARSE™ toilet roll - like wiping your arse with a cloud, Marl-Bros cigarettes – a slippery slope indeed, and the captivating Thick and Milky Mother’s Magazine.
Chatting
Meet a cast of peculiar people for the first time (and for some hopefully the last time). Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert, Carol wants to make sure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup, James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels 15 years ago and he’s still sad about it!
Legendary Tasks
Complete Legendary Supermarket Tasks such as buy alcohol for the teenagers, hit the seagull with the rock and stamp on the rat.
Exploring
Discover strange and intriguing secrets!
Explore, shop and chat and eventually you may discover the super-secret of the supermarket!
