Terrible Poetry Soundtrack

Some games get a sweeping orchestral score. This one got an earworm.

It's the whole spirit of the game distilled into a few minutes: cheerfully off-kilter, a little unhinged, and far more fun than it has any right to be. The kind of tune that has no business being this stuck in your head. And yet...

You get it two ways

• The main theme — full vocals, the official anthem of confidently terrible art.

• The instrumental — same swagger, (almost) no words. Hum over it, karaoke your own nonsense, or just let it play while you pretend to be productive.

No DRM. No season pass. No bonus track locked behind a boss fight. You buy it, you own it, you inflict it on everyone in the car.

It won't make you a better gamer or a better person. It might make you a slightly worse singer. Worth it.