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"This One Doesn't Count"—You lived to 40, buying lottery tickets every single day, never winning once. On your deathbed, God reveals: "Everyone who won was cheating." Reborn for one more try, do whatever it takes to pay your daughter's tuition before exam day. Scratch-card × Roguelite.
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"Next one's a winner."
You lived to 40. Bought lottery tickets every day. Every single day, you told yourself: "This one doesn't count—next one's definitely a winner."
You never won. Not once.
On your deathbed, God shows up: "Truth is—everyone who ever won was cheating."
He gives you one chance to start over. Back to age 18, with a single mission: earn enough for your daughter's college tuition before her exam day. Playing by the rules won't be enough—so cheat.
Every scratch card is a gamble. Three slots hide behind silver coating—a ★ jackpot, a lucky 7, or nothing at all. Drag to scratch off the coating with satisfying, realistic feedback, and feel your heart race with every near-miss.
You're not just a gambler—you have "methods":
Legal: Read ticket quality, scout remaining jackpots, preview the next draw
Cheating: Swap numbers, tamper with slots, duplicate your last win
But every cheat raises your Suspicion—get caught by the vendor, and it's game over
From Auntie Wang's corner shop to the nameless underground den of Boss Long—every lottery vendor plays by different rules:
Some are sharp-eyed and erase your intel at random
Some are shrewd and ban your manipulation methods
Some are short-tempered with dangerously low suspicion thresholds
And then there are the Seven Deadly Sins—and Satan waiting at the end
Every victory may reward a relic—35+ passive effects that reshape your strategy:
Reading Glasses: Auto-scout a batch's quality rating
Disguise Hat: Absorb suspicion and mask your identity
Running Shoes: Auto-escape once when caught
Big Pocket: Carry one extra method slot
"This One Doesn't Count" isn't just a scratch card game. Between the endless losses and occasional wins, you'll remember your daughter at 7, asking "What's a lottery ticket?" At 12, acing her math exam while you weren't paying attention. At 16, picking up part-time jobs and never asking you for money again...
All you want is one thing: to stand at the school gate before she walks into that exam hall and tell her — Dad's here.
Real-feel scratch card mechanics — drag to scratch off the silver coating
20+ distinctive lottery shop bosses, each with unique rules
35+ relic combinations to craft your cheating build
Intel → Strike → Cover-up: a three-step cheat combo system
Seven Deadly Sins hidden bosses + God + Satan ultimate challenge
A father-daughter story where dark humor meets warmth
30-day story mode / Endless arena / Standard roguelite
Polished pixel art visuals
