Zortch
Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps
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About Zortch
Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling
for their fake holiday scheme - now she must escape their planet or become a light snack
lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way
Features:
- Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
- Combat heavy gameplay
- 6 difficulty modes - from very easy to extreme
- 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
- 15 levels
- 5 boss levels
- 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
- powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
- FOV slider
- Letterbox mode
- Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
- Feeble attempts at humor
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Zortch price history
Lowest tracked price: £4.29 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: £4.29.
Zortch player count & reviews
100% positive reviews in the last 30 days (98% all-time) · 5 peak players in the last 30 days.
Zortch — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Zortch at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Zortch is £4.29 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Zortch has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Zortch is £4.29 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Zortch?
Zortch peaked at 5 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 9, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Atom N270
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 600
- Storage: 370 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: AMD FX-8800P
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: AMD Radeon R7 M360
- Storage: 500 MB available space
