Do Not Buy This Game

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Wh- What are you doing here? Did you not read the title?

I'll put it here again, just for you, with a small change that I think might help get my point across:

See that small, unnoticeable circle? It's surrounding the word "NOT".

Yeah! Do NOT buy this game!

See? When we work together towards a shared goal, we can overcome any challenge!

And now I'm sure you will do the honest thing and immediately stop reading the description of this game.

It was nice meeting you though.

Oh, I get it.

You think that by reading this long description you'll find out more about the game...?

I can already hear you asking all sorts of annoying questions.

"Is this some sort of a funny walking simulator?"

"It's similar to that Stanley game, right?"

"Why did you call it do not buy this game?"

...

Fine. I don't want to, but I'll share a bit more about the game.

Here Is A List Of Features You Might Find Useful:

A whole lot of nothing
Me as the narrator
More nothing
An in-game sign that says "Do Not Buy This Game"
I have some buttons ready, I guess?
Regrets

See how exciting and engaging all these features are?

It was really hard to polish all of them to perfection, but I never gave up and pulled through it!

So now that you have full knowledge of everything you need to know, I am certain that we both can go on with our lives.

...why are you still reading this?

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

Game details

Released

To be announced

Developer

Kingblade Games

Publisher

Kingblade Games

Platforms

Windows

Controller support

Full

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Game modes

Single-player