Warning! An alien force called TEABAG Empire (Tentamon Enslaved & Astronautic Bio Armed Galactica) has invaded the Earth. They are abducting living beings on the planet to use them as fuel or assimilate into HAKAM (Heavy Augmented & Killing Assimilated-Machines).
But fret not, I am Gnochi, a special agent from the rebel group of Tentamon called GCUP (Guerrilla Comrades & Unification Partisan). I have sneaked into the TEABAG conversion facility on Earth and rescued our brave heroine, Kajun-chan, from their clutches. Together, we can fight back and topple the Empire.
I'm writing to prep you for the impending battle.
Brace yourself for an onslaught of heart-pounding adrenaline as Kajun-chan unleashes her fury upon legions of Tentamons. The carnage she wreaks in her relentless, surreal Hack n' Slash style is more than just a game—it is a test of your mettle.
Though Kajun's allure may be irresistible (and who can blame you?), stay focused, my friends. The combat may appear deceptively simple, but mastering it requires razor-sharp reflexes and unwavering situational awareness. Prepare yourself accordingly.
Equipped with an arsenal of lethal skills and weapons, you must become intimately acquainted with each technique to aid Kajun-chan in her quest for carnage. The battlefield demands strength, speed, and an unwavering dedication to perfecting your craft. Remember, appearance is everything to her.
Amidst the scorching heat of battle, remember to seek respite within the hallowed halls of Lucid Studio. It is there that both you and your weary hand can find solace. Who knows, Kajun-chan may even grace you with a serving of extra thick fan-service amidst the blood-soaked chaos and eye-catching Quick Time Events.
This missive has run long, but your preparation must not falter.
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Yours faithfully,
PDD, the Dark Lord of Lewdness
