Totally Accurate Dating Simulator

So, you arranged a meeting but the girl didn't show up. Of course, it happens! I've had it happen to me a billion times already. But if you were already prepared for the meeting, why not go to a bar and try your luck with someone else? How wonderful it is to spend time at a bar, sifting through potential partners!

• SFW
  I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes, THERE ARE NO EROTIC SCENES in this game!
  
• Humour
  
• Dark Humour
  
• EXTREMELY DARK HUMOUR
  
• The jokes about dead infants (I CONDEMN AND APOLOGIZE ON MY KNEES IN ADVANCE)
  
• Interesting stories and choice with consequences
  
• THE FOG IS COMING
  
• ｔＨ𝐄 𝕗𝕆𝓖 เѕ ɕ𝕆𝐌เ几𝓖
  
• 𝔱h҉𝔢 𝔣o҉𝔤 𝔦s҉ c҉𝔬m҉𝔦n҉𝔤
  
• T̶̞͋͆͒͜ͅḦ̷̗E̵̡̠͐͐͑ ̵̪̓F̵̙̳̪̀͌O̶͕͚͇͛͛͘G̵͕̝̔̆̋ ̸̟̯̦͐I̴͕̫̐S̶̞̟̔͝ ̸̧̌C̶͖͎͑͠ͅO̶̝̖͇͊̎M̵̲̖̎̏̀Ĩ̴̢͕̌N̵̡̻͂͛͠G̵͉͔͉͝

• Akekandra - What could be better than starting a conversation with a joke? Maybe you can start with a joke about dead infants? (You will start with it, don't worry, you have no choice)
  
• Mellissa - What a mommy! Bark for her!
  
• Tracy - I won't even describe her, as she will die five minutes after meeting you.
  
• Yana -What is your opinion on our God and Savior?
  
• Toddina - Bought her a drink? Nice one! But how about buying Skyrim?
  
• t̵͖́h̷͎̿e̶̟̎ ̵̧͆f̴̧̀ô̶͜g̴̘͑ ̸͖̽i̵̻̐s̶̤̒ ̷̨̍c̸͈̓ô̶͍m̸̱̾ḭ̴̓n̸͓̆g̶̍ͅ,̵̤͋ ̶͍̃t̶̓͜h̷͉̾e̵̛̠ ̵̪̾f̴̺̾ǒ̷̧g̴̝̓ ̸̮̇i̸̮̍s̵̽͜ ̴̠͗c̷̣͂o̶̢͋m̸̺̊i̶̖̅n̴̦̐g̸̡̔