Not The Robots
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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About Not The Robots
Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
- A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
- Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
- Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
- Tons of crafty gadgets to master
- Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
- Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
- Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
- Controller support
- The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
About 2DArray
2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
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About tinyBuild GAMES
tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:
- Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
- Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
- Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
- Unannounced super-secret in-house game
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Not The Robots price history
Lowest tracked price: €0.47 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: €0.47 across 4 stores.
Not The Robots player count & reviews
79% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.
Not The Robots — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Not The Robots at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Not The Robots is €0.47 at Gamivo. KingsPrice compares 4 offers from 4 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Not The Robots has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Not The Robots is €0.47 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Not The Robots?
Not The Robots peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 15, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a Not The Robots Steam key from a keyshop?
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- DirectX: Version 7.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
