Nope Nope Nurses Melee
The unbelievable spinoff off Sakusei Byoutou! You might not believe it, but it's now a 2D fighting game! It's kill or be killed, and either way you're getting sucked dry!
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About Nope Nope Nurses Melee
An entirely original story in the universe of Sakusei Byoutou, brought to you in the form of a 2D fighting game!
We've teamed up with Yano Kakuto, the game developer headed by Yano Tomoyuki of NO Motion, to bring you this fresh new spin on things!
Relive the good old days of the small screen as your favorite nurses duke it out in a 640x480 window!
In the story mode, you will play as Tachibana, defeating other nasty nurses to advance the plot.
All characters are playable in VS mode. Local two-player battles are available.
※Online battles are not supported.
Sakusei Fighters features a wide range of original systems to spice things up, such as Medical Combos, Special Overdrives, and the Sperm Stock system.
Make no mistake, this game is more than just a silly joke - it's the real deal.
An Easy mode is available for players new to fighting games or who wish to focus on the story.
It will let you experience all the thrills of battle with a simple input scheme!
Story
It all begins with a mysterious pot of coffee left in the nurses' station.
After drinking it, the nurses all become terribly aggressive, irritated by anything and everything.
Our protagonist, Tachibana, is no exception. While she recognizes that something is wrong, she cannot resist the call of battle!
Meanwhile, the nurses she defeats find themselves still unable to quell their arousal and turn to Yamada to satiate their desires!
Just who is behind all of this madness? Find out for yourself!
Read Before Playing
This game was made in 2D Fighter Maker 2nd, a program released in 2000. As such, the following issues have been identified:
* In order to boot the game, you must install and enable DirectPlay.
* Fullscreen mode is not supported by some video cards.
* Controller support is not guaranteed. Please use an external tool to map key inputs if necessary.
* The system options menu was unable to be translated within the game itself. Please refer to the manual for a translation of this menu.
* Online play is not supported.
Note 1: This game was made using 2D Fighter Maker 2nd.
Note 2: Some graphical and music assets were created using AI.
Game details
Game details
Age ratings
Languages
Audio & text: Japanese
Text only: English, Simplified Chinese
Nope Nope Nurses Melee price history
Lowest tracked price: £2.14 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: £4.29.
Nope Nope Nurses Melee reviews
78% positive reviews all-time.
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS: Windows95/98/Me/2000
- Processor: Pentium3 400Mhz
- Memory: 64 MB RAM
- Graphics: At least 4MB of video memory and a display device that supports 800x600 or higher resolution
- DirectX: Version 7.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Devices with Sound Blaster compatibility and support for PCM audio
- Additional Notes: Enable DirectPlay.
