Zoomer Simulator

ZOOMER-FRIENDLY EXPLANATION (NO READING REQUIRED)

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FOR ZOOMERS BY ZOOMERS

Explore unorthodox locations and meet avant-garde characters (in no way inspired by real-life personalities or events) in an indie RPG written like a road movie if a road movie was written like an indie RPG (it's not like a road movie).

UNLOCK ALL MENTAL ILLNESSES

A skill tree in the history of gaming. Embrace the path to extraordinary abilities beyond human comprehension, but beware, as such power comes at a terrifying cost. Tip: interactions with zoomers help you unlock new mental illnesses. This applies to the game too.

ALL OF THESE, AND EVEN MORE

• Gameplay really makes you feel like you are playing a video game
  
• Graphics that can be displayed on a computer screen
  
• Sound and music can be played from headphones or speakers
  
• Game has a Steam page and can be downloaded from there once purchased
  
• Combat system that finally cuts to the chase: press the 'WIN' button in a fight to win instantly
  
• No annoying game over screen: go straight to the afterlife once you get cooked
  
• Capitalism (laugh track)