green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

76KS
Released Aug 12, 2024by forster82Very Positive(97% of 90 Steam reviews)

Enter the swamp and meet green ogre who will guide you through some of the struggles of life by giving you some God tier advice.

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About green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?

Features

  • Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
  • Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
  • Raunchy humor.
  • Edgy advice.
  • Knowledgeable green ogre.

This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.

Game details

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Very Positive (97%)

Age ratings

IGRS 18DEJUS 18STEAM_GERMANY 18

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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies price history

Lowest tracked price: €0.87 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: €1.09.

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies player count & reviews

97% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies — frequently asked questions

Where can I buy green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies at the cheapest price?

Right now the cheapest offer for green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies is €1.09 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.

What is the lowest price green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies has ever been?

The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies is €0.87 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.

How many people play green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies?

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 12, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.

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System requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: 1 Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Anyone can prob run this game tbh

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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