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Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
Based solely on tracked price history — not purchase advice.
How it worksTracked since Jul 7, 2026.
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In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!
Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.
Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Lowest tracked price: CA$20.79 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: CA$20.79.
79% positive reviews in the last 30 days (92% all-time) · 27 peak players in the last 30 days.
Right now the cheapest offer for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is CA$20.79 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is CA$20.79 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator peaked at 27 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 8, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
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