University of Progress

Play as Millard Wilson, a cynical young man who seems to have little hope for his life. After all, financial aid and nicotine can only do so much when you're constantly getting swamped in assignments.

But look on the bright side! College is full of fun people. And by fun, I mean fun to mess with.

For example, if a loser nerd whines about how women won't sleep with him, just give him the worst dating advice imaginable and watch him humiliate himself!

Or if the annoying frat boy won't shut up, just vandalize his car with spray paint!

See? College is fun if you approach it with the right mindset!

And you also have Marcus! Your best friend who will always have your back. Pretty useful, isn't it?

Demo Features

• Voice acting

• 11 endings

• Original CG illustrations

• Unlockable text message conversations accessible from the main menu

Things to do

• Meet cute girls (and boys)

• Mess with insecure men

• Make your roommate cry

• Commit insurance fraud

• Take assorted pills (not kidding)

• Never cry

• Don't ever cry

• Men don't cry

• Remember that weak men are useless

• Weak men are useless