Thou Shalt Be Rich
Interpret the crystal ball's prophecies to find tomorrow's soaring stocks and bet your entire fortune. Survive the madness of skyrocketing and crashing prices to become rich. You need to take revenge on the Fortune Teller Corp that fired you just for a little bit of embezzlement!
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About Thou Shalt Be Rich
Once an elite prophet, all you have left is a pile of debt and a single crystal ball. Your only hope is to hit the stock market jackpot using the power of prophecy!
Interpret the Crystal Ball and Buy Stocks
You must interpret cryptic prophecies that make absolutely no sense to find hints about which stocks will skyrocket. Pray your prediction is correct and bet your life savings with trembling hands!
Enjoy Absurd Events and Stock Fluctuations!
In this world of fortune tellers, ridiculous events cause stock prices to fluctuate wildly every day. Watch retail investors suffer from crashes while you enjoy the thrill of the surge!
Key Features
Over a hundred vague prophecies and hilarious news items
Purchase various additional divination tools to aid your predictions
Bills and dunning letters that constantly pressure you
The delightful experience of acquiring the company that fired you
If you go broke, take a brief meditation underwater and start over from scratch!
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Thou Shalt Be Rich — frequently asked questions
When does Thou Shalt Be Rich release?
Steam lists the Thou Shalt Be Rich release date as Q4 2026.
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
- Storage: 2 GB available space
