Drunk Woodcutter
Released Q4 2026by ElSchorschoNo user reviews(Steam reviews)
Chop wood, drink beer, lose a kneecap. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
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About Drunk Woodcutter
5 PM. Time to make some beer money.
Have a sip. What can go wrong?
Onward and upward.
Highlights:
One button, one swing.
Upgrades that feel different - no filler material.
A drunk idiot gets hurt for money!
Banjos.
Game details
Game details
Released
Q4 2026
Developer
Publisher
Platforms
Controller support
Full
Steam rating
No user reviews
Age ratings
IGRS 18DEJUS 12STEAM_GERMANY 16
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Drunk Woodcutter — frequently asked questions
When does Drunk Woodcutter release?
Steam lists the Drunk Woodcutter release date as Q4 2026.
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System requirements
Minimum
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 3 or higher
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD 620 / AMD Radeon Vega 3
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD RX 560 (2 GB VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
