Lizard Simulator

You're a lizard. The town had a great morning planned. Not anymore.

Lizard Simulator is a physics-driven chaos sandbox where you are, scientifically speaking, a problem. Run through streets, climb buildings, grab civilians with your tongue, go completely ragdoll off a rooftop, and watch an entire neighborhood lose its mind — all in the first five minutes.

There is no goal. There is no wrong answer. There is only the LIZARD.

A Real Simulator™

We studied the great simulators. Truck. Farming. Goat. Bus. Washing. Market. We then ignored most of them. What you have here is a fully accredited, scientifically rigorous lizard experience. The lizard has a tongue. The tongue has reach. The reach has consequences.

Cause Chaos Your Way

Tongue grab a market stall and fling it into traffic. Climb a building and swan dive into a crowd. Whip someone who was just standing there minding their own business. Go ragdoll mid-sprint for absolutely no reason. We support all playstyles, as long as your playstyle is destruction.

Watch the World Fall Apart

NPCs in this town are not prepared for you. One person sees you and panics. That panic spreads. Within seconds the whole street is screaming, running, and deeply reconsidering their life choices. You did that. You should feel proud.

Find Every Secret

We hid things. Weird things. We're not going to tell you what they are. Explore every corner, find every interaction, and rack up combo scores while you do it. Some secrets are funny. Some are stupid. Some are both. That's the good stuff.

Key Features

• Tongue that should probably not work this well

• Ragdoll toggle — go limp anytime, anywhere, for any reason

• Wall climbing because why not

• Destructible objects everywhere because obviously

• NPC panic chain reactions that never get old

• Score system with combos and secret bonuses

• Achievements that judge your life choices

• One open sandbox map absolutely packed with things to ruin

Early Access

Lizard Simulator launches in Early Access with the full core sandbox experience.

What's in the game now:

• One open map

• One lizard

• Tongue, tail, ragdoll, wall climbing

• NPC panic system and combo scoring

We're building the rest of the game around what you find funny, what breaks in unexpected ways, and what players actually want to see. Your chaos shapes what comes next.

We are a very small team. The lizard is our entire personality right now. Please be nice to us. Also please break everything.