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You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty rocket launcher.
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
Based solely on tracked price history — not purchase advice.
Tracked since Jul 7, 2026.
Steam Train Fest starts Jul 20, 2026
TOTAL SIMP DEATH
The simps are coming. They will not stop. You have a rocket launcher and an appetite for burgers. Eating the burgers makes your butt bigger, but be careful, it only makes the simps chase faster.
Play as a big-titty anime girl on a one-woman war against an endless tide of simps. Grab everything from pistols to rocket launchers and blast your way through hordes of the hopelessly devoted across multiple levels of escalating chaos.
EAT TO GROW Burgers aren't just a snack, they're a power-up. Chow down to grow a bigger ass and bigger tits. The thicker you get, the faster the simps come at you. And watch out for simpzilla, his endless thirst powers his speed.
FEATURES
Run-and-gun action across multiple handcrafted levels
A small arsenal of weapons, from sidearms to rocket launchers
Burgers make your ass bigger
Steam Leaderboards: climb the ranks and flex your high score
Unapologetically dumb
Stupid original music
Currently has 2 full levels with more on the way.
Right now the cheapest offer for Total Simp Death is CA$1.19 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 1 offers from 1 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Total Simp Death is CA$1.19 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
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