The No Jumpscare Show
In a world where monsters and ghosts are our neighbors and Jumpscares are just cheap party tricks, Illy is thoroughly unimpressed. Desperate for genuine terror, she signs up for a shady haunted house promising true psychological horror... without Jumpscares? At least, that's what the waiver says.
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About The No Jumpscare Show
In a society where the paranormal is normal! the horror industry has gotten incredibly lazy. Monsters are everyday citizens, ghosts are just roommates, and loud, obnoxious Jumpscares have become the most boring cliché on earth. Illy is completely unimpressed. She wants to experience true horror.
The NO JUMPSCARE Show
Desperate to feel something, she registers on a highly questionable website for The NO JUMPSCARE Show—a bizarre haunted house that guarantees a terrifying experience completely free of cheap, loud noises. The attraction is led by yours truly: Thingy the... thing. A floating head thing who is notoriously bad at horror.
With Illy's constant pushing... things will not end well. And the show will ̷h̷a̷v̷e̷ NOT HAVE ANY JUMPSCARES = )
Key Features
A Comedy Horror : A bizarre short journey with an unforgettable cast of characters to follow. Sometimes funny, sometimes genuinely terrifying.
Retro & Unique Look: A beautiful, stylized aesthetic paired with crisp, black-and-white screen-space dither lighting.
Absolutely No... Jumpscares?
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The No Jumpscare Show — frequently asked questions
When does The No Jumpscare Show release?
Steam lists the The No Jumpscare Show release date as 2026.
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10 / 11
- Processor: Intel Core i3 / AMD Ryzen 3
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 4GB / AMD Radeon RX 570
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
