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Turdventure

Released Jul 30, 2026by TurdventureNo user reviews(Steam reviews)

Walk your dog. Leave a "surprise." Outsmart the cops. 🐕💩 Turdventure is a comedy-arcade game where every walk is a chaotic battle of wits between you, your dog, and the law.

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About Turdventure

Taking your dog for a walk has never been this complicated — or this hilarious.

In Turdventure, you control a dog owner navigating busy city sidewalks with one simple but increasingly complex goal: manage your dog's "business" strategically. Scoop it up like a responsible citizen, or leave it as a cunning trap for unsuspecting pedestrians to earn points. But watch out — the cops are always patrolling, and getting caught means losing hearts, points, and your dignity.

🐕 KEY FEATURES

- STRATEGIC CHAOS — Decide in real time whether to be a good citizen or a chaos agent. Every decision has consequences.

- THE DOORBELL PRANK — Scoop the mess, bag it, place it on a doorstep, ring the bell, and run before the homeowner steps out. Pure, gloriously messy comedy.

- COP CHASE SYSTEM — Leave too much evidence and the officer will spot it, lock eyes with you, and give chase. Outrun them or face the Walk of Shame.

- PEDESTRIAN VARIETY — Dodge baby strollers (they smear everything), outrun cyclists, use the Ice Cream Man's crowd as cover, and beware the Lawyer who picks up evidence and pins it on you.

- 4 DOG BREEDS — Each with unique abilities: the balanced Mutt, the rapid-fire Chihuahua, the explosive Great Dane, and the double-dropping Dachshund.

- POWER-UPS — Grab bones to refill the bar, sneakers for a speed boost, sunglasses to go invisible, or an hourglass to slow everyone down.

- 6 UNIQUE LEVELS — A neighborhood park, a grand cathedral, a rainy supermarket, a multi-level car park, a night-shift factory, and a downtown finale against the Chief.

- THE MINUTE OF MADNESS — The final 60 seconds of every match: double points, accelerated pace, total mayhem.

⚖️ SKILL AND TIMING

Success in Turdventure isn't just about chaos — it's about reading the crowd, timing your dog's physiological timer, and knowing exactly when to scoop and when to strategically look the other way.

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When does Turdventure release?

Steam lists the Turdventure release date as Jul 30, 2026.

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System requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
  • Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD FX-4350
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GPU compatibile DirectX 11 con 1 GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) o successivo
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GPU compatibile DirectX 11 con 2 GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

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