Won't You Be My Laser?
An 80s-themed puzzle game in which you avoid the line of sight of lethal gun turrets... while acquiring pick-up sticks.
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About Won't You Be My Laser?
A beautiful day for a laser.
Won't you be my laser?
In Won't You Be My Laser, storm your way through 25 varied levels! Radical!
Race to the finish, avoiding sentient dystopian gun turrets that are, quite literally, loose cannons! Way past cool!
Push conveniently-sized crates filled with hovering skateboards, new formulas of your favourite colas and synthetic mullet wigs into the line of sight of those turrets to sneak past undetected! Killer!
Grab the pick-up sticks in each level, because entertainment doesn't get much better than that! Tubular!
And win as speedily as your fluorescent running shoes can take you to beat each star rating and win up to 5 stars in each level, because there's no such thing as 3 star ratings in the 80s - mobile phones, as you all well know, are only for telephoning your home landline and making your pants fall down when you forget your belt! So bad!
It's all there for you in Won't You Be My Laser, the fun, inexpensive little diversion set in the distant year 2000.
So head down to your local arcade with a pocket full of quarters and get ready to spend the night with Won't You Be My Laser!
...or buy the entire game digitally off of this weird Steam thing that everyone's talking about. I don't know either.
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Won't You Be My Laser? price history
Lowest tracked price: $0.99 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: $0.99 across 2 stores.
Won't You Be My Laser? player count & reviews
77% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.
Won't You Be My Laser? — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Won't You Be My Laser? at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Won't You Be My Laser? is $0.99 at Steam. KingsPrice compares 2 offers from 2 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Won't You Be My Laser? has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Won't You Be My Laser? is $0.99 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Won't You Be My Laser??
Won't You Be My Laser? peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 19, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a Won't You Be My Laser? Steam key from a keyshop?
Keyshops are marketplaces that resell game keys, usually below official store prices. The keyshops listed on KingsPrice deliver genuine Steam keys, but buyer protection differs from official stores — check the shop's rating and refund policy before buying. You can hide keyshop offers at any time with the keyshops toggle. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows Vista or higher
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 128MB
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 50 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible or integrated sound chip
- Additional Notes: Screen resolution minimum 960x540, recommended 1920x1080
