Behold the Kickmen
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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What are keyshops?Keyshops
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
About Behold the Kickmen
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!
PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.
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Behold the Kickmen price history
Lowest tracked price: €0.67 (Jul 9, 2026) · current best: €0.72 across 3 stores.
Behold the Kickmen player count & reviews
78% positive reviews all-time · 3 peak players in the last 30 days.
Behold the Kickmen — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Behold the Kickmen at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Behold the Kickmen is €0.72 at Eneba. KingsPrice compares 3 offers from 3 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Behold the Kickmen has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Behold the Kickmen is €0.67 (recorded on Jul 9, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Behold the Kickmen?
Behold the Kickmen peaked at 3 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 15, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a Behold the Kickmen Steam key from a keyshop?
Keyshops are marketplaces that resell game keys, usually below official store prices. The keyshops listed on KingsPrice deliver genuine Steam keys, but buyer protection differs from official stores — check the shop's rating and refund policy before buying. You can hide keyshop offers at any time with the keyshops toggle. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
How can I get Behold the Kickmen at a discount?
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: 2.4Ghz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
