Happy Birthday, Bernard

Go play my game on itch for free. I don't want it on Steam anymore.

"Visit the website" link will take you there.

I would have just removed it, but apparently you can't do that without overlord Valve's consent. They make you answer a bunch of questions so they can decide if you are worthy of not continuing to make them money.

Get your games on itch.io. It's full of interesting indie games with interesting concepts, many of which you can download for free. It is better than Steam in just about every way conceivable.

Happy gaming, friends! X

P.S. You actually shouldn't be able to buy this game here because I haven't bothered updating my tax information in forever. I've tested and it is still purchasable, so if I'm not getting that money - where do you think it's going?