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DRAG, BOOP, AND PRAY. Play your way through a psychedelic, retro mini golf labyrinth built by an intrusive AI named Susan. Master glitchy physics, dodge bizarre ball-killers, and tackle over 1,400 mind-bending levels in this ultra-minimalist, surrealist arcade sports puzzler.
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
Based solely on tracked price history — not purchase advice.
How it worksTracked since Jul 7, 2026.
Steam Train Fest starts Jul 20, 2026
Official stores with direct support.
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
Welcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing the ultimate abstract minigolf gauntlet, and now she requires a human test subject. That’s you. Don't let her down (she gets emotional).
Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos.
Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps.
Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream.
The "Just One More Flail" Loop: Experience high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles that reward experimentation, precision, and a high tolerance for Susan’s commentary.
Susan, your omnipresent host, has been very busy attempting to keep you entertained. She didn't just build a course; she built an entire digital labyrinth designed to test the limits of your human patience and spatial awareness.
140 Levels of Madness: Journey through 3 massive episodes packed with bizarre hazards, shifting architecture, moving platforms, and literal ball-killers.
Evolving Obstacles: Just when you think you’ve mastered the trajectory, the courses begin to morph, warp, and defy the traditional laws of geometry.
Susan will cheer you on, judge your terrible angles, and question your species' intelligence.
This is what golf wishes it could be if it stopped taking itself so seriously. Cheap Golf is a cozy, chaotic, and delightfully strange vacation for your brain.
The ball is waiting. Susan is watching. Will you survive Cheap Golf?
Lowest tracked price: CA$0.71 (Jul 17, 2026) · current best: CA$0.71 across 3 stores.
84% positive reviews all-time · 3 peak players in the last 30 days.
Right now the cheapest offer for Cheap Golf is CA$0.71 at Eneba. KingsPrice compares 3 offers from 3 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Cheap Golf is CA$0.71 (recorded on Jul 17, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
Cheap Golf peaked at 3 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 9, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
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