John, The Zombie
Welcome to Johnwood, a weird and mysterious place where scientists become zombies by accident, hardware stores sell frozen brains, people are hit by cars with no apparent reason and every citizen claims to have seen horses flying!
Offers
What are keyshops?Official stores
Official stores with direct support.
Keyshops
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
About John, The Zombie
Ok, what the heck?
Did you know 9 among 10 nutritionists recommend brains for the undead so they can have a diet rich in vitamins and proteins?
In John, The Zombie you have the craziest zombie simulator ever to try delicious brains of all forms and tastes so you can test out this diet and prove its efficiency!
If you expect a serious game, I’m admired you’ve read this far.
But if deep in your soul, you're badly crazy to run after the most weird citizens you’re gonna see in the video-game world and eat their brains mercilessly, then stop wasting you time: Come to Johnwood and have a taste of delicious brains from the dumbest citizens you’re ever gonna find!
What waits for you:
- Funny bugs
- The possibility to start the zombie apocalypse
- Brains rich in proteins, iron, and calcium
- Horses from another dimension that defies our laws of physics
- The less realistic zombie simulator ever
- Option to go on a nonsense journey for the zombie cure
- Constant bug fixes (Which in my opinion make the game less funny)
Game details
Game details
Game modes
Languages
Audio & text: English
Text only: Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese
John, The Zombie price history
Lowest tracked price: €1.53 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: €1.59 across 7 stores.
John, The Zombie player count & reviews
58% positive reviews all-time · 1 peak players in the last 30 days.
John, The Zombie — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy John, The Zombie at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for John, The Zombie is €1.59 at Eneba. KingsPrice compares 7 offers from 7 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price John, The Zombie has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for John, The Zombie is €1.53 (recorded on Jul 7, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play John, The Zombie?
John, The Zombie peaked at 1 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 19, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a John, The Zombie Steam key from a keyshop?
Keyshops are marketplaces that resell game keys, usually below official store prices. The keyshops listed on KingsPrice deliver genuine Steam keys, but buyer protection differs from official stores — check the shop's rating and refund policy before buying. You can hide keyshop offers at any time with the keyshops toggle. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 10 64 Bit, Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1
- Processor: Intel I3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11)
- Storage: 6 GB available space
Recommended
- OS *: Windows 10 64 Bit, Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 760 2GB / AMD HD 7870 2GB
- Storage: 10 GB available space
