Porcelain Panic
Learn how to use the correct bog in this fast paced bog simulator that features a princess, a bog-lord and a lack of pants.
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- Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
- Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
- Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.
5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!
6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!
Other Features
- Two shades of brown.
- A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
- An annoyingly addictive sound track.
- One shade of brown is rather sickly.
- Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.
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Porcelain Panic price history
Lowest tracked price: £0.79 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: £0.79.
Porcelain Panic reviews
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: 256MB
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 30 MB available space
