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Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
Price history tracked since Jul 7, 2026 · vs all tracked offers.
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How it worksTracked since Jul 7, 2026.
Steam Train Fest starts Jul 20, 2026
Official stores with direct support.
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!
Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
Right now the cheapest offer for Noobs Want to Live is CA$2.97 at K4G. KingsPrice compares 6 offers from 6 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Noobs Want to Live is CA$2.97 (recorded on Jul 16, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
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