Noobs Want to Live
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
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Keyshops
Third-party resellers. Often cheaper, without official store support. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
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About Noobs Want to Live
We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!
Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
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Noobs Want to Live price history
Lowest tracked price: €1.81 (Jul 16, 2026) · current best: €1.81 across 8 stores.
Noobs Want to Live player count & reviews
89% positive reviews all-time · 29 peak players in the last 30 days.
Noobs Want to Live — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy Noobs Want to Live at the cheapest price?
Right now the cheapest offer for Noobs Want to Live is €1.81 at K4G. KingsPrice compares 9 offers from 8 stores — official stores and keyshops — and refreshes prices throughout the day.
What is the lowest price Noobs Want to Live has ever been?
The lowest price KingsPrice has tracked for Noobs Want to Live is €1.81 (recorded on Jul 16, 2026). This covers the stores and period we monitor — set a price alert to catch the next drop to that level.
How many people play Noobs Want to Live?
Noobs Want to Live peaked at 29 concurrent players on Steam in the last 30 days (highest on Jul 12, 2026). The player chart on this page updates daily.
Is it safe to buy a Noobs Want to Live Steam key from a keyshop?
Keyshops are marketplaces that resell game keys, usually below official store prices. The keyshops listed on KingsPrice deliver genuine Steam keys, but buyer protection differs from official stores — check the shop's rating and refund policy before buying. You can hide keyshop offers at any time with the keyshops toggle. Keyshop prices vs Steam →
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System requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 64bit
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD 630
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
