no the baby
no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!
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What are keyshops?About no the baby
You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.
no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.
Explore kindergarten
Find items
Solve puzzles
Run from teacher
Hate the Peter
Sneak around
Features some tunes
Crisp textures
Evil contraptions
"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"
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no the baby price history
Lowest tracked price: €8.79 (Jul 7, 2026) · current best: €8.79.
no the baby reviews
100% positive reviews all-time.
no the baby — frequently asked questions
Where can I buy no the baby at the cheapest price?
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System requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 or newer
- Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
- Memory: 6 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 770 and up
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 800 MB available space
- Sound Card: Stereo
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
