
no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!
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Tracked since Jul 7, 2026.
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You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.
no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

Explore kindergarten
Find items
Solve puzzles
Run from teacher
Hate the Peter
Sneak around
Features some tunes
Crisp textures
Evil contraptions

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