Just A Watermelon
Put aside all the responsibilities, bills, and stress that come with being human. You’re just a watermelon.
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About Just A Watermelon
An Existential Crisis... But in Watermelon Form.
Tired of the endless grind, corporate nonsense, or trying to understand modern society? Good. Drop your human rights and become a fruit.
Just A Watermelon offers you the ultimate escape: the supreme peace of mind that only a stationary, thoughts-free watermelon can achieve on a beautiful, lonely island.
Key "Mind-Blowing" Features:
Advanced Non-Gameplay: You can't run, you can't shoot, you can't speak. You are a fruit. Lower your expectations to absolute zero.
Zero Stress, Maximum Potassium: No enemies, no quests, no deadlines. Just pure, unadulterated existence.
Elite Reward System: Includes a highly sophisticated achievement for individuals capable of clicking the "Launch" button.
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Just A Watermelon — frequently asked questions
When does Just A Watermelon release?
Steam lists the Just A Watermelon release date as 2026.
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System requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel i5-8400 OR AMD Ryzen 5 3600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1650 OR AMD RX 6600
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
- Additional Notes: SSD Required
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel i5-12400F OR AMD Ryzen 5 7500F
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 3060 OR AMD RX 7700 XT
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
- Additional Notes: SSD Required
