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Put aside all the responsibilities, bills, and stress that come with being human. You’re just a watermelon.
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Tired of the endless grind, corporate nonsense, or trying to understand modern society? Good. Drop your human rights and become a fruit.
Just A Watermelon offers you the ultimate escape: the supreme peace of mind that only a stationary, thoughts-free watermelon can achieve on a beautiful, lonely island.
Advanced Non-Gameplay: You can't run, you can't shoot, you can't speak. You are a fruit. Lower your expectations to absolute zero.
Zero Stress, Maximum Potassium: No enemies, no quests, no deadlines. Just pure, unadulterated existence.
Elite Reward System: Includes a highly sophisticated achievement for individuals capable of clicking the "Launch" button.
Steam lists the Just A Watermelon release date as 2026.
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